So, I was walking through my favorite park last saturday night, when out of nowhere a cloaked knave jumped out of the bushes and told me he wanted suck my...blood. After randomly biting my...neck, he continued to feel me up in several places. I guess I'll let you imagine what happened next. At any rate, after I was penetrated over and over again by his enormous... tooth, both of them, he told me his name was Dracula and that I should remember it always because I'd soon become a vampire just like him. I am very scared, do you think that I will become a vampire? Furthermore, I am a foster parent for six children between the ages of 5 and 10. I am very worried for not only my own safety, but also that my children will become vampires by my doing in the same manner as I did... What should I do? Are there any O.T.C. meds I should consider taking? I am very nervous and my neck hurts... I think I have a hickey.
HELP
HELP
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