Dreaming of my in-laws - part 7

I was feeling very lonely, now that Dracula is dead. It feels so empty...my bed, anyway.

The in-laws have decided to sleep in our...house. I am not sure why they don't go get a cheap motel.

Anyway, I have been having some dreams lately. They are rather strange, and they tend to involve Sandman grinding his...sand against my face. These dreams are rather realistic, as when I wake up I need to wash out my eyes from the sticky mess.

They tend to follow this pattern:
Sandman enters my room as I am rubbing my...eyes, trying to fall asleep.
He comes onto my...bed, and slaps me across the face with his huge sack.
Many times he empties his load...of sand all over my face. It gets in my eyes, which burns.
Then as I am falling asleep, he leaves abruptly, saying he has to get up early the next day for a business meeting.

One time during my dream, PounPusah was there too. It only happened once, but boy wsas it memorable. Such an experience. I have never seen anger like that before. Pounpusah beat the crap out of Sandman. He tried to slap her across the face with his sack, but PounPusah cast a spell and shot liquid all over Sandman, created a sticky mess.

I am concerned that her powers may be getting stronger, both in real life and my wet dreams.

If you have any suggestions to help me overpower PounPusah, please leave them in the comments. I need as much help as I can get.