Yesterday, as I sat on the couch watching Jon and Kate Plus Eight Hookers, my favorite late night show, PounPusah walked into the room, wearing nothing but a bra to cover her one large breast. Essentially, she is a reverse cyclops. Anyway, she strattled me and whipered into my ear, "I want to see your giant dog. I want to stroke it in my hands."
I got up, tucked my cell phone under my belt, and went to find Pengis. I held out my meat for him to come find, and he gobbled it up. It love the feeling of his tongue running across my...hand.
I brought him back to PounPusah, and she loved him all over. She kissed his face, and even sucked on his...ear.
She then shot a massive spell of buckacca on us, took my African fertility sculpture, which has a very large stick coming out of the penis area, ran into the bedroom and locked the door.
She has been screaming quite a lot and has yet to come out of the room or unfreeze me and my Pengis.
